Comment on How to Contact Taobao Customer Service by jay.
Taobao is fuking horribly complicated. Why the fk do i have to pay ONLY through Alipay. Why cant i just get my card and just simply pay.
My orders are already shipped to warehouse in China (ready to go to HK) but i cant fking get it because i have to pay consolidated shipping but guess what, My alipay is fking frozen.
And the reason why its frozen is because I decided to login my alipay (hong kong) INTO THE CHINESE VERSION AND SOMEHOW THINKS IM SUSPICOUS AND DECIDED TO SUSPEND MY ACCOUNT????? THERES LIKE $0 DOLLARS IN IT AND IT WAS MY FIRST EVER PAYMENT FOR ITEMS. Bitchass wont let me pay to ship it from the warehouse. like BRUH.
This stupid ass Alipay thinks im suspicious and suspends my account because i log on into a different version of the app (china) when im supposed to be using Alipay HK. Wow fking great ‘fraud’ detection.
And Taobao wont even let me switch the alipay account because im in the middle of a transaction. And all i needed it pay the fking consilidated fee BUT I FKING CANT. IM FKING STUCK.
And what the fk is ‘cant combine these items’ What the fk??? If they cant combine items for conslidated shipping why cant they tell me BEFORE I BOUGHT IT???? So. I CANT PAY FOR IT TO SHIP. ON TOP OF THAT I CANT EVEN COMBINE THE ITEMS?
THE FK HOW AM I GONNA GET MY ITEMS???? CAN I JUST PAY THE FKING $13 AND GET IT OVER WITH??
Then i contacted Alipay and they told me it will take SEVERAL WORKING DAYS TO INVESTIGATE.
BITCH, MY ALIPAY WAS LITERALLY BORN AND DEAD AFTER 2 DAYS. I JUST WROTE THE THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MY ALIPAY’S LIFE JOURNEY.
Day 1: Alipay acc created
Day 1: items bought
Day 2: randomly tries the China version of Alipay (out of curiosity)
Day 2: system is drunk thinks im suspicious and suspended the account.
Day 2: RIP Alipay account. Its dead.
It’s a fking miscarriage.
Thats the whole fking log history of my account. No need a whole nerd of programmers to investigate it. FOR SEVERAL DAYS.
WHAT THE FK IS THERE TO “INVESTIGATE” ABOUT?
